Obama Condoms. Turn On or Buzz Off?
Don’t have a cow, but it looks like our readers actually wanna see The Simpsons porn parody. In last week’s poll, 55% of voters got sprung for Springfield smut, while the remaining 45% simply wanted...
View ArticleL’Intimate. Turn On or Buzz Off?
Voter turnout was very low in last week’s poll on the Obama Condom. With 100% of precincts reporting, we can now confirm that the Obama Condom will not be taking an oath of orifice. Even though our...
View ArticlePangao Breast Enhancer. Turn On or Buzz Off?
We’ve got the dirt on last month’s poll about the lint roller with a vibrator hidden inside. 62% of you would gladly take L’Intimate out for a spin, while just 12% want it to stay hidden. We’re also...
View ArticleWe Dare. Turn On or Buzz Off?
In our last poll, we asked readers to sound off on the Pangao Breast Enhancer. The infamous vibrating bra got very little support. Most of you hated this gadget, and couldn’t wait to get it off of your...
View ArticleHeeldo. Turn On or Buzz Off?
It’s been almost a year since our last installment of Turn On or Buzz Off– the feature where we ask readers to weigh in on the weirdest products in the adult toy industry. As some dedicated fans might...
View ArticleThe NoseBanger. Turn On or Buzz Off?
Last month, we introduced you to the Heeldo, a strap-on harness for the foot. In total, 113 of you voted and a whopping 83% were fans of footballin’, while just 17% wanted to kick the Heeldo to the...
View ArticleWake-up Vibe. Turn On or Buzz Off?
It’s been just over a year since we last polled our readers for Turn On or Buzz Off. Last time we told you about a miniature dildo called the NoseBanger, designed to stimulate the elusive “N-Spot”...
View ArticleBuxxer. Turn On or Buzz Off?
Last week, we asked you about the Wake-up Vibe, a combination alarm clock and adult toy that promises to rouse you with sweet vibrations. 60% of our readers said it was a snooze while 40% were ready...
View ArticleFundawear. Turn On or Buzz Off?
Last time on Turn On or Buzz Off, we introduced you to Buxxer, a tiny explorer with an unusually phallic, vibrating helmet. We didn’t have much information on this toy, but it was love at first sight...
View ArticleWould You Use Marijuana Lube?
Because it exists now. Foria is a lube made with cannabis and coconut oils, specifically designed to be used and absorbed vaginally. (An anal lube is in the works.) While Foria will only get you...
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